Mission Impossible: 1/2

** Note written in multivitamin, found crumpled on the nicu floor...**



Cole--
I overheard Mommy talking about the Big Move... I say it's time we make our move!! Now that I'm 5 pounds, 5 ounces, I'm big enough to blow this pop stand!! They've got you off the oxygen, we'll only have to worry about one nasal cannula, which is good since my caffeine high is wearing off.

Tonight, at midnight caretime, be sure to store some of your formula in your jammies. I'll do the same, and we can suck on our jammies when we get hungry later on our way home. Remember... DROOL WORKS!!! Don't let them wipe your mouth too much-- straight to the jammies!!! VIVA LA JAMMIES!!!!! er.. anyway...

K... so here's the plan... they'll probably take me first, so when they're busy wheeling me, I'll toss my binky on the ground. They'll stop, you know how grownups are, and fuss over it.. so while they're doing that, I'll jump down, doing that super ninja kung fu jump that Sydney was telling us about... she's agreed to do some distraction work too, since we couldn't figure out how to get her out of the Box. So I'll jump down, looking all slick, and hide in the plants. Then when you come by, Sydney's going to hold her breath, so they all run back and check out the beeps... right as they get to her box tho, she's going to make it sat again, so be sure to jump quickly. We'll make a run for it then-- I've been hording blankets we can tie together to get down.

I'm not sure how we'll take anything more than our binkies, but we've gotta travel light. I figure we can catch a ride on a car or something... You know, those things that are on our jammies that our Mommies keep oohing and aahing over? Mommies... gotta love them! So... once we find one of those car things, then we just tell it where we wanna go, and POOF!!! Escape from the Big House!!!

Now, Cole, remember, we gotta keep our lips shut on this one.. top secret stuff. Can't let the grownups know, or they'll stop us. I gotta go, I see Nurse Sue looking for her pen...

Jack